Katrina: Hello HouseGuests! Aren’t you a diverse bunch. *laughs* Are you all prepared for an experience you will never forget?
HouseGuests: Yes Katrina!
Katrina: Well then… It’s time to say goodbye to the outside world and hi to no privacy for more than a month! The first four to enter the Big Brother house are…
Katrina: Caleb, Kyra, Stuart and… Lilith! Go on in, claim you beds immediately and don’t leave them until all of you are in the House!
Kyra: I can’t believe we are the first ones to go in!
Lilith: This is so exciting!
Caleb: I like the look of this House for now… but, where are the beds?!
Caleb: I looked forward to this moment for so long! It’s time to prove to these young people what us, seniors, are made of! I’m really happy to see that the HouseGuests are a lot more diverse this year. Good job, Big Brother!
Stuart: Well, they were on this side of the House last year so…
Stuart: Yes, they are here.
Kyra: This room looks awesome, I’m definitely staying here! *laughs*
Caleb: I think I’ll pass on a cabin, the loft one looks more like me.
Caleb: Damn, it’s chilly in here! *coughs*
Stuart: *laughs* I knew that one would probably be for the Nominees, but I had to check it out. It looks like torture! Mind if I join you in this room?
Kyra: Not at all! What’s in that room though? Oh, and I’m Kyra, nice to meet you!
Stuart: Hi, I’m Stuart. It’s filled with spiders and webs and the beds look like a joke. There’s also a creepy statue in there too!
Kyra: That sounds even worse than the Asylum bedroom from last season, Stuart! *laughs*
Kyra: The cabin bedroom is absolutely something made for me! I adore nature and as a kid, I’ve had my own tree house. Those were the times! *laughs* But to be honest, the beds are really rough in there. It’s like I’m literally sleeping on wood.
Katrina: Now it’s time for the second group to enter and claim their beds…
Katrina: Karen, Felix, Selena and Zach, you can now enter the Big Brother House!
Selena: Phew, I really didn’t want to be in the last group! *laughs*
Karen: They’re the ones who get the sucky beds, right?
Selena: Yeah, at least that is how it went last season. I’m Selena, by the way.
Karen: I’m Karen, nice to meet you!
Karen: This is so much fun! The whole House is so colorful, I love it! *screams* I LOVE IT!
Felix: I’m Felix, lovely to meet you!
Zach: Hey everyone, I’m Zach!
Selena: So, two of you are in this bedroom and two are in the other one.
Kyra: This room looked like a tree house or a cabin and I loved those so I just had to pick this one. But the beds don’t seem too comfortable.
Stuart: Though, to be fair, the other room is freezing cold.
Felix: So no one gets an ideal bedroom this season?
Kyra: My guess would be no.
Felix: I like being shirtless so I can’t spend my time in a freezing bedroom. Cabin it is!
Zach: I’m going with a comfortable bed in a cold bedroom rather than with a lousy one in a warm bedroom.
Caleb: Smart choice, young man! I don’t really mind the cold, I always sleep with a window open. I’m Caleb, nice to meet you!
Zach: Hi, Caleb, I’m Zach!
Zach: I’m sorry, but I just find it hilarious that you’ve decided to put two elders in this season. And they’re both sharing a room with me! *laughs* The third one sharing with me is some lady too. I was hoping to share a bedroom with some hotties but I’m guessing that’s not the case now. That sucks.
Karen: I think I’ll go with this room too! Hi everybody, my name is Karen!
Lilith: Hi Karen and Zach, I’m Lilith, but everybody calls me Lily!
Karen: Nice to meet you Lily!
Stuart: I’m definitely thinking that Selena is one of the smarter ones. She was the only other HouseGuest beside me to check out all of the three rooms instead of just sitting down and claiming a random bed for the sake of doing it.
Katrina: And the last ones to enter the Big Brother House this season are Dane, Charley, Robert and Stephanie! Go on in and claim your beds… if you can! *laughs*
Charley: Oh, gosh, what is she going on about?! Like, do they not have enough beds or?
Robert: Probably not.
Charley: But that is, like, torture! I can’t sleep on the floor, I’m not homeless!
Robert: If there is a bed missing, I can sleep on the floor. I was in the army for a long, long time, it’s no problem for me.
Charley: You’d, like, really do that? *screams* Thaaaank you!
Robert: To be honest, I just wanted to make her, like, shut up.
Charley: Where are the last beds guys? I know I’m running in heels but I need a bed!
Kyra: *laughs* In that room. I’m Kyra, by the way!
Charley: Yeah, yeah, let me pass!
Charley: Oh no, no, no, no, no. No. NO! This won’t do!
Selena: That was hilarious! All of us basically bursted into laughter as soon as we heard her weeping in that room. We have our own little diva! *laughs*
Robert: Is she really crying?
Felix: Sounds like it.
Robert: She’ll walk out on the first night! *laughs*
Dane: There’s only three beds in here, Robert.
Robert: Then I’m keeping my promise, it’s the floor for me. You can go take the other two beds guys.
Stephanie: Thanks so, so much, Robert! Oh, and nice to meet all of you, I’m Steph!
Charley: I hope you are, like, kidding me! You have to be kidding me. You’re not? *sobs* I can’t sleep in there, I’m terrified of spiders. I have,… I have, like, spiderophobia! I really do!
Producer’s voice: Charley, the correct term would be arachnophobia. And we’ve checked your application form and we’ve also talked with your doctors, you do not have arachnophobia. You may now leave the Diary Room.
Producer’s voice: Thank you, Charley, you may now leave the Diary Room.
Charley: They’re not letting me switch beds. *cries*
Karen: Oh, come on, sweetie, it’s not that bad.
Charley: Then would you please switch with me?
Karen: Oh, darling, I may be old, but I’m not crazy.
Karen: She’s really not making herself look great. I’m betting she will be the first one out.