Zach: I was really happy to see that the luxury room was closed for everybody tonight. It meant that no one was allowed to drink and have a good time and it was not off-limits just for me! *laughs*
Charley: I can’t believe they’re not letting us drink. They’re really bastards this time around. Last season was, like, a piece of cake. This is absolute torture.
Robert: Come on, Charley, it’s not so bad. We can all sit and chat and get to know each other without drinking.
Charley: Yeah, whatever. I’m at least going to try out the pool. Anyone up for a swim?
Charley: Fine. I’ll go by myself. I HOPE I FREAKIN’ DROWN!
Robert: She’s a piece of work! *laughs*
Selena: She really is! *laughs* But I don’t think she’s bad, she’s just a bit annoying. Hopefully she’ll tone it down once she settles in.
Felix: I honestly think she might be the twin just because…
Selena: Just because of how she acts? I thought so too! I think it might all be just an act.
Felix: We should definitely tell Dane we suspect something.
Robert: That might be a great plan!
Dane: I still can’t believe you’re in here too! I mean, we’ve never actually met but I’ve seen you run loads of times. I’m studying sports actually.
Kyra: Really? That’s amazing. I can definitely see that you work out but I never guessed that.
Robert: Are we interrupting?
Kyra: No, not at all. Take a sit!
Felix: Well, we have something on our minds… do you guys think that Charley might be faking it?
Dane: What do you mean?
Selena: We were talking about the twin twist and it seems likely that she’s just pretending to be so annoying so that we wouldn’t think that she might have a twin?
Kyra: And if she is acting, her twin sister is acting to be the same person too so they’re both acting. That would make sense as it’s easier than one of them trying to act as the other one. This way they’re both just pretending to be an entirely different person.
Felix: Oh, and there’s one more thing I wanted to suggest…
Selena: I already see where this is going. Damn, I swore I wouldn’t form an alliance in the first week…
Felix: I was thinking that… well, the five of us seem very rational. Dane is already the HoH. Both girls seem pretty smart and loyal and I think that Robert and I have those qualities too. So why not stick together? I don’t think there’s anyone else inside this house who is a threat to the five of us?
Kyra: I mean, it’s a bit sudden as we still don’t really know each other, but if we’re all up for it, why not? I do like all of you. I also have to warn you though, my word means a lot to me and if you break a deal with me, I’m going to try my best to get you out of this house.
Selena: Yeah, it’s definitely sudden but… I’m in if you’re in.
Dane: I’m in too. I do think that this could be a very great alliance.
Robert: Yeah, let’s do this!
Felix: God damn, that room is amazing! I can’t wait to be the HoH next week. This alliance of mine is going to rule this house!
Stephanie: Thanks for sticking up for me earlier!
Karen: Oh, it’s not a big deal. I hate it when people don’t respect stand-up comedians. I tend to go to a lot of shows every now and then and I always laugh my wiggly butt off!
Stephanie: *laughs* Grooooss! *laughs*
Karen: *laughs* Look, I’ve said something funny. Maybe Caleb will think that I’m a stand-up comedian now too!
Karen: Old fart.
Stephanie: You really don’t like him, do you?
Karen: People like that give seniors a bad reputation.
Lilith: Why are you sitting here all alone?
Stuart: Oh… I don’t mind.
Lilith: Not really a people person?
Stuart: Not really. But that’s why I’m here. I wanted to come out of my bubble, if I’m honest.
Lilith: Well, you’re doing a decent job so far! *laughs*
Lilith: I’m just teasing you. Look, I know it’s hard. I was like that in high school since I was teased a lot about my weight.
Stuart: But… You’re not overweight or anything?
Lilith: I could still lose a few pounds, but I’m happy with how I look now. I did weigh almost two hundred pounds in my first year of college.
Lilith: Yeah. That’s when I decided to change my lifestyle. I know how hard it is to decide to change some things about yourself so I just wanted to let you know that I’m definitely here for you if it ever feels like too much.
Stuart: You’re… you’re really nice, Lily. Thank you!
Lilith: Gosh, where did you find this guy? He’s such a sweetheart but he is going to get destroyed in this game. I feel like I have to protect him and that’s not a good thing. I really wanted to play this game without any emotions.
Zach: I actually know a really good club which might be interested in hiring a stand-up comedian like you. I know they’ve been planning stuff like open mic nights and things like that, so having someone to warm up the crowd a bit might be perfect.
Stephanie: Really? Well, a new gig always sounds good. Where did you say you’re from?
Stephanie: Oh, that’s just an hour and a half ride from Oasis Springs, right?
Zach: Something like that, yes.
Stephanie: Yeah, then it’s definitely something I’ll consider once we get out. *laughs*
Zach: I’m very good with the boss, I’ll put in a good word for you!
Stephanie: Thanks, Zach!
Caleb: Oh, I have never been married.
Stuart: Really, never?
Caleb: I was engaged six times though. *laughs*
Caleb: Yeah. I was just never the one to settle so it never worked out. And now I’m too old to settle. *laughs*
Selena: Oh, that’s not true. It’s never too late for love, Caleb.
Caleb: I stopped believing in love a while ago.
Selena: That’s so sad. It can’t be true!
Caleb: It’s true, trust me. I keep my eyes wide open and I don’t let anyone take advantage of me.
Selena: Love is not that!
Caleb: None of my fiancées wanted to sign a prenup. That said to me that they were only interested in my money.
Stuart: I’m sorry if I’m crossing some boundaries here sir, but that’s a bit silly. If you love a woman you trust her with all of your heart and that’s a lot more worthy than money. If you don’t trust her with money how can you trust her with your heart?
Caleb: Well, have you ever been in love?
Stuart: Well, not really…
Caleb: Then you can’t really be lecturing me on love, lad.
Selena: I’m sorry, but I have to agree with Stuart.
Caleb: Nah, you’re both still too young to understand. You’ll see.
Selena: I’m sorry, he might be older but he’s wrong. I admire the things you’ve said. I never heard a guy say something like that. Congrats to mum and dad Huffman, they did a great job raising you! *laughs*
Dane: So, I put the two of them up? You guys are sure? I really want to do what is best for the group.
Felix: He is the only male threat and she is the only real female threat in this house. It’s pretty obvious that others don’t stand a chance if we get the two of them out.
Robert: I still think Stuart is way too smart to keep him. He could just be playing that somewhat fragile, asocial persona.
Selena: I disagree.
Kyra: Yeah, let’s just stick with the two all of us agreed on.
Dane: And I go with Charley as the twin? Since she’s most likely the twin, we get two people evicted in one week by doing that.
Felix: This is the best plan ever! Well, of course it is, since it was mine. *laughs* Dane was very easy to manipulate.
Dane: Welcome to the first Nominations Ceremony! Every week the Head of Household has to nominate two HouseGuests for eviction and for the first four weeks he or she also has to suggest one other HouseGuest as a twin. This is all based solely on first impressions and I’m really sorry, but for now I still don’t know enough about you guys to base my decision on anything else. Let’s start things off with my twin suggestion…
Dane: It’s Charley. Charley, please, take a sit in the middle of the Nomination Sofa.
Charley: Me? What? *laughs* That’s, like, hilarious!
Dane: And now for the Nominations part. I have decided to nominate…
Dane: Zach and Stephanie! I think that both of you are extremely likable and that is something you should be afraid of in this game. With these nominations, I’m also proving that I’m not afraid to put up people who might be seen as threats and I want to give them a fair chance to save themselves with the Veto. I want to play an honest game and with that… this Nominations Ceremony is over.
Zach: It’s really not going in the right direction for me, is it? First I’m announced as the unlucky thirteenth HouseGuest and now this… Damn, it’s time to get my hands dirty!
Stephanie: Me? A threat? What? Is he serious?!